SMA Mad Libs: On Site vs. Facebook

We did SMA inspired mad libs here at the conference and also online on Facebook! Both are entitled "Night at the Small Museum." Words supplied are in UPPERCASE. Which story is best?

On-Site
At the BANANA museum one night, BUBBLES, the curator, was locking up when she encountered a DOG. FANCY, she jumped back and cried, "WOWZER!" Upon which, the DOG DEFENESTRATED. So the curator TRIMMED. Then, she heard THUNDER, and in rushed a FOX STOLE, shouting "ABSOLUTELY!" To which the curator thought, "Just another night at the small museum!"

Facebook
At the STAPLER museum one night, MARTHA, the curator, was locking up when she encountered a BANNER. GALLUMPING, she jumped back and cried, "CRUD!" Upon which, the BANNER ELECTRIFIED. So the curator POKED. Then, she heard BZZZZZZZZZZZT..., and in rushed an OINK, shouting "FUDGE!" To which the curator thought, "Just another night at the small museum!"